|— The most inspiring thing I have ever heard (via drunkenkeith)|
There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL
unless you get brutally murdered and left outside to rot
One of the best quotes from this season
#This could be us but you keep calling the police
and the battle continues
What I’ve got time for:
What I don’t have time for: