My anaconda don’t want ebola.
Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
food will never break my heart
the richest people in the world could give $100 to everyone in the world and still be the richest people in the world
This should be posted in school hallways.
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
color combos are fun.
why am i even going to art school
i’ve just learned it all here
i vote for yurple instead of pellow
but that would make it yellow + purple
Green + blue is not bleen!!! It is grue!!! Bleen is blue + green!!!!
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka’s Wedding Photos