something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

cypresstextiles:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



Okay I’ll reblog it.

cypresstextiles:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Okay I’ll reblog it.

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

jealousasshole:


it fuckin better

jealousasshole:

it fuckin better

genalovestoons:

beesmygod:

its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes

We’re like brothers…. only closer.

Reblog if you’re over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room.

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cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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