i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan
'Book on Book' is a transparent paperweight that holds down the pages of a novel. It keeps the pages from flipping and allows the user to eat, drink, or sit back while reading.
protect the book from ur tears
|— The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)|
American Horror Story, Season 1
(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)
how did i even find this website
But I’m strong enough for both of us.
"For half of my childhood I was locked in a freezer, so being helpful is kind of a new thing for me."
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be
let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.
no no. no no no no.
George throwing a bitch to the floor